Blalker

I love that feeling when you find out the creeper who's been following you halfway across campus is really just your friend, though the most odd of your friends. Or when you discover that who you thought was a stalker is no more menacing a figure than your best friend. That's when the unease and creepy feelings they inspire give you a good laugh, and you feel safe. Instead of someone watching your every move, it's really just someone watching out for you.